Bits o' Wisdom

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Permalink Reply by Bits on June 20, 2008 at 2:27pm

People who don't wear underwear never have to worry about searching for a clean pair.

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Permalink Reply by Breeze's Master Baiters on June 20, 2008 at 2:44pm

"Never sit on the toilet seat, while the plunger is still in it."

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Permalink Reply by Bits on June 20, 2008 at 3:10pm

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Permalink Reply by BEG Andretti on June 20, 2008 at 3:52pm

The first rule of holes: if you are in one, stop digging.

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Permalink Reply by Salukulady on June 20, 2008 at 4:21pm

Everything's dangerous when you're stupid

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Permalink Reply by David on June 20, 2008 at 7:48pm

Nobody's wrong all the time... even a clock that stops is right twice a day....

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Permalink Reply by BEG Andretti on June 20, 2008 at 11:00pm

If all is not lost, where is it?

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Permalink Reply by surfpirate on June 20, 2008 at 11:04pm

In my signature at BN:

"There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots."

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Permalink Reply by Bits on June 20, 2008 at 11:26pm

BEG Andretti wrote: "If all is not lost, where is it?"

In the laundry room with the Tide and the Cheer???

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Permalink Reply by Breeze's Master Baiters on June 21, 2008 at 10:09am

"We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather."
- Arab News report

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
- Dan Quayle