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I'll tell it like it is. FRAKKIN' DEAL WITH IT!

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Permalink Reply by Sanjuro's Tequila on October 23, 2009 at 2:07pm

Dear Tipsy,

What happened to "The Critters"? Why is it not funny anymore? Should it be making more an attempt to reach a broader audience or continue to pander to a select few?

Is there room in the market for knockoffs? :P

Also, tell Surfpirate to quit stealing all the hot girls in the cove.

KTHANXBAI

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Permalink Reply by surfpirate on October 23, 2009 at 10:25pm

*sniff* By default he acknowledged that "The Critters" was at funny once, sometime in the past. Hey ... it's a start.

~~~ SP
p.s. oh ... and sorry dude, I'm going after all the hot girls - so nothing personal, don't get defensive - sheesh - it's not always about *you* (it's about me).

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Permalink Reply by Tipsy on October 30, 2009 at 5:28pm

Dear Assumed-to-be-Sanjuro or Unsigned,

It's hard to be funny when you're a diehard fan of a team that sucks.

Quitterpalooza gear... that was circulating just like the bad red rope licorice. But I guess the market always kind of makes room for knockoffs. However I'll not support any knockoffs of Sanjuro's Smokin' Ballz.

Surfpirate? Stealing girls???

KTHANXBAI back atcha. Mayhaps we can has cheezburger at the Patty Shack.

XOXO,
Tipsy

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Permalink Reply by owbishop on October 23, 2009 at 3:03pm

Dear Tipsy,

I bought some "Critterpalooza" gear awhile back, now I think it is a knock off. Does the real stuff say Quitterpalooza on it and give you hives every time you wear it. What shooouuuld I do. I know the little guy who I got it from and if its not the real thing should I rough him up or congratulate him on his attempts at putting that "surfpirate" dude outta business.

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Permalink Reply by Tipsy on October 30, 2009 at 5:32pm

Dear... oh dear...

You may need to ask your physician about those hives. It's not from your Quitterpalooza stuff. I got stuck with that stuff too, but i don't get hives. Does your gear look like it's already been worn?

Why does everything have to be either/or? I say if you can find this salesdude, rough him up AND congratulate him.

Best wishes, hivey-boy!
Tipsy

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Permalink Reply by backstreets77 on October 23, 2009 at 3:36pm

Dear Tipsy,
My friend Jay says that he thinks that i may play for the other team, because I drank a bubblegum martini once.But I saw him pole dance with another man.Is he just projecting on me or do i need to see a shrink?

Thanks,
Blowing Bubbles

(whos bubbles)?