Yes, I am, Anonymouse!

Outside of Critterville Cove, I am known as (e.g. your BuffettNews name, BuffettWorld name, MeetThePhlockers name, etc.):

Anonymouse

What I do in Critterville Cove:

I run the show. Surfpirate is nothing but my "puppet".

Where to find my listing in the Critterville Cove Yellow Pages:

Other/Miscellaneous

Why I moved to Critterville Cove:

Quite honestly, the place needs me. Surfpirate would be lost without me. He's really quite a simpleton, you know? Good hearted and hard working, but ultimately, I run the show.

My BN Critters "Stripper" Status:

I am a Stripper!

For the Critters Cwitters who Twitter (give us your Twitter link):

http://twitter.com/theanonymouse

Favorite Beer:

Yes

Favorite Captain Quote:

"Me? I'm dishonest ... and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for ... because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." - CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW