Dear Tipsy,
Have you still got a job at the paper? It doesn't seem like you get many letters. How can they afford to employ you? You must have gotten knee pads for Chrittermas!
Concerned Reader
P.S. I have been reading back issues at the library…
Chip (Critter'sOwnDrunk) said:Got my Tee the other day....it's great. I Love it!
A couple of pics from the Tampa show wearing the chosen Tee from the contest.
The town drunk.....moved here from Clayferry, R.F.D. (a hick little community in the Carolinas). Spent some time hiding out in Mass. at the Underground Bar. Looking for the coolest Newbie Bar.
Outside of Critterville Cove, I am known as (e.g. your BuffettNews name, BuffettWorld name, MeetThePhlockers name, etc.):
Chip (Cincy'sOwnDrunk)
other aliases - Otis, Norm
What I do in Critterville Cove:
Tend the bar.
Where to find my listing in the Critterville Cove Yellow Pages:
Food/Restaurants, Bars/Clubs, Public Services, Other/Miscellaneous
My BN Critters "Stripper" Status:
Not yet - Someday I will! I am patient.
Favorite Beer:
1. Mich Ultra 2. O.P. (Other Peoples)
Other Favorite Drinks:
Pina Colada, Tequila Sunrise, Sex on the Beach, Screaming Orgasm
Favorite Beach (other than Critterville Cove), and Why:
Welcome to Critterville Cove! Navigate around, join some groups (we love participation) and have fun! Be sure to stop by the Tiki Bar to chat and have a drink.
To learn more about the BN Critters, visit their website at BNCritters.com and also check out the daily fun taking place in the BN Critters forum at BuffettNews.com, the place where this lunacy all began. The BN Critters also have their own group at MeetThePhlockers.com, so be sure to join up there too (you can use the same logon at both MTP and here)!