ParrotPartyGod (Pontius Pirate)'s Page

About the Critterville Me:

Comickaze Pilot
Loose Cannon
Riddled with Bullets in a Fool's Paradise
Militant Stanza
Double-Breasted Straitjacket
Liver Breeding Organism
Mixed Martial Arts
Return to Blender
Lunatic Fringe Benefits
One Hit Wonder, Gunning For a Summertime Release Mechanism
Extreme Wing of the Party
Absinthe Minded Professor
Company War Chest

Outside of Critterville Cove, I am known as (e.g. your BuffettNews name, BuffettWorld name, MeetThePhlockers name, etc.):

ParrotPartyGod
PPG
Pontius Pirate

What I do in Critterville Cove:

Administer Shots
Chorus of Booze
Seize the Deity
Rum Rampant

Where to find my listing in the Critterville Cove Yellow Pages:

Bars/Clubs, Entertainment

Why I moved to Critterville Cove:

Señorita Moments
Mammory Lapses
Parrot Troopers
Mollytov Cocktails
Carmen Miranda Rights
Parrotmedics
Drive By Shooters
Agave Maria
Rumpunzel
High Level Cabinet Position
Ariel Bombardment

My BN Critters "Stripper" Status:

Not yet - Someday I will! I am patient.

Favorite Captain Quote:

"All you need in this life is a tremendous sex drive and a great ego ... brains don't mean a shit!" - CAPTAIN TONY TARRACINO

Birthday (month/day):

December 24

Anything else we should know?

A Force to be Wreckoned with
A License to Print Money and Scantily Clad Femme Fatales
A Mushroom With Psychedelic Properties, Housed in a Sugar Cube
A Sea Wolf in Black Sheep's Clothing
All Roads Lead to Rum
Always a Broadside, Never a Broad
Armageddon is at Hand
Armed to the Teeth and Frequent Brushes with the Law
Backwater Hideout and A Front For Smugglers
Beasts in the Blender and soon it will Tenderize Me
Bonfire of the Profanities
Bossk in the Sun
Breastfed and Stop Dead in it's Tracks
Count Your Lucky Bars, the Porn Stars are aligned in your favor
Delirium, Tremendous and Psychotropic in Nature
Dressed to Kill and Crazy to Boot
Ghostwriters in the Sky
Hot on Her Heels and Broadcasting in High Definition
I Wish Wenches Could Last Forever
Livers Are At Stake
Mammoirs of a Giza Girl
Meeting With the Joint Chiefs
Megalodon Juan Demarco of Death
Mescalculation On My Part
Open Bar and Grill Clients Mercilessly
Pretty Theft and Grand Lunacy
Put On Your Drinking Cap
Raising Cane and Able-Bodied, Full Figure Wenches Of the Quarter
Reconstruct the Livers of Ancient Rivals, Bent on Destruction
Rita's Digest and A Cast Iron Liver
Roll Out the Red Carpet, Setting the Stage For More Bloodshed
School of Sharks and High Grade Explosives
She Devil Wears Nada
Sodom and Gamorrean Guards
Synapsis of the Story
The Bloom is Off the Rogue
The Cure for What Ales Me
The Dark Lord Loves the Drinking Man
Vice in the Wilderness
Wield and Deal On the Black Market