Patty Shack Burger Buffet(t)'s Page

The Patty Shack Burger Buffet(t)
Two locations serving the residents and visitors of Critterville Cove.

Visit our original Shack with outdoor seating, in-car seating and drive-thru. Enjoy the fast and friendly service of our roller-bladin’ staff!

or

Relax at our newest Restaurant and Bar, home of the Cove’s very own Lifeguard Lager!


BUILD YOUR OWN BURGER
FOUNDATIONS (served toasted or untoasted)
White
Wheat
Kaiser
Multi-grain
Sesame seed

PICK-A-PATTY
Angus beef –regular
Angus beef – royale (1/4 pound precooked weight)
Bison
Turkey
Ostrich
Shrimp
Bologna
Vegetarian
Grilled chicken breast

DRESS IT UP!

Cheez Louise!
American
Bleu
Cheddar – sharp
Cheddar – extra sharp
Feta
Havarti
Mozzarella
Muenster
Parmesan
Pepperjack
Provolone
Swiss

Get Saucy!
A1 Steak Sauce
Barbecue Sauce
Buffalo Wing Sauce
Heinz 57 Sauce
Ketchup (gotta be Heinz!)
Mango Salsa
Marinara
Mayonnaise
Mustard – proudly serving the entire line of Plochman’s
Salsa

Hot Sauces – Cholula, Crystal, Tabasco, Texas Pete

Stack it UP!
Dill pickles
Sweet pickles
White onion
Red onion
Iceburg lettuce
Romaine lettuce
Spinach
Bacon
Peppered bacon
Ham
Pineapple slices
Apple slices
Jalapenos
Grilled mushrooms
Grilled onions
Tomato slices
Diced tomatoes
Onion straws
Avocado slices

Don’t see your fave item? Let us know!


I’ll Have What She’s Having!
Not sure how you wanna build your burger? Try one of these!


Bicycle Bill’s Beach Cruisers
The Beach Cruiser Burger is a royale patty with mustard, Heinz 57, lettuce, a juicy red tomato slice, and two or three pickle planks.....slice of cheese optional, but absolutely NO ONIONS !!!!

The Beach Cruiser Plate is TWO of Beach Cruiser burgers, served with a side of creamy coleslaw and an order of thick-cut steak fries (no wimpy shoestring fries here, thank you very much). Add ketchup for the fries, lotsa napkins, and a tall mug of draft root beer .

Incidentally, why two of these for a plate? Well, beach cruisers have two wheels, don't they? And besides, you're going to burn off most of those nasty ol' calories anyway, right ?


C-Dawg
Enjoy this foot-long beer battered Cod filet, dipped in the signature pale ale, then fried to a crispy golden brown & served on a fresh bun. The C-Dawg features homemade tartar sauce!


Paracheezburgerdise Plate
Lettuce, tomato, Heinz 57 sauce, fries, kosher pickle


LIPH
Angus patty with “the basics - ketchup, pickles, maybe a onion slice or two” on a plain old sesame seed bun.


Sanjuro’s Tequila
Angus royale patty with grilled onions, pepper jack cheese, peppered bacon and A1.


SkoolGrl<3
Angus royale patty with extra sharp cheddar, bacon, barbecue sauce (on the side, natch!), and avocado slices.



MORE THAN BURGERS!

Snowparrot Special!
Not up for a burger? Try a Snowparrot Special! Enjoy a sno-cone flavored with pineapple & rum (real rum served at the Patty Shack’s Restaurant and Bar location)


Coach Cuppem
If you order a CoachCuppem burger, it comes with a souvenir football. which we still have a lot of


Lulu High
Make your burger a triple stack (which makes it about Lulu high!). It’s pinned with a pink flamingo pick.


Pleep!
Watch out! When you’re not looking, you might get “pleeped!” Pleeping isn’t something you order. It just…happens.



BURGERS AND BEYOND!
The Patty Shack offers just about everything you could ever want beside your burger. Whether it’s a big kosher pickle or a cool draft beer (rootbeer at the original Shack), we have sides galore and a bazillion beverages. And don’t forget to save room for dessert!