Yes, I am "the" Surfpirate - Accept No Cheap Imitations

About the Critterville Me:

Welcome. I am the Surfpirate and the network administrator for this website. If you have any questions regarding how to navigate around these pages, how to set up your own personal page, or just want to send me any suggestions ..... just click on the small envelope icon in the upper left corner of this page and send me a message. You may also leave comments in the comments box at the bottom of this page. Thanks!

Outside of Critterville Cove, I am known as (e.g. your BuffettNews name, BuffettWorld name, MeetThePhlockers name, etc.):

I am pretty much known as the surfpirate everywhere. At BuffettNews, at BuffettWorld, on MeetThePhlockers and a dozen other places as well (it was a high school name that has followed me for years).

What I do in Critterville Cove:

I run the Critterville Cove Surf Shop down at the beach. I've got two employees, Spicoli and Sunrise. Spicoli is ..... well ..... an awesome surfer and overall great kid from Critterville High School. He gives surf lessons on the weekends and works in the shop summers and evenings. Sunrise is a beautiful young woman from Costa Rica, also an awesome surfer and a licensed masseuse. She pretty much runs the surf shop year round for me freeing me up for days of surfing and other creative efforts.

Where to find my listing in the Critterville Cove Yellow Pages:

Retail Shops, Island/Tourism Services, Sports/Recreation

Why I moved to Critterville Cove:

I worked 25+ years in the D.C. metro area as an IT manager. Life in Critterville Cove blows all that away. Here I surf every day and hang out at Tiki Bars and my Surf Shop.

My BN Critters "Stripper" Status:

I am a Stripper!

For the Critters Cwitters who Twitter (give us your Twitter link):

http://twitter.com/thesurfpirate

Favorite Beach (other than Critterville Cove), and Why:

Vah Beach (my hometown) and the North Carolina Outer Banks ...... the beaches where I grew up surfing.

Favorite Captain Quote:

"Me? I'm dishonest ... and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for ... because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." - CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW

Birthday (month/day):

May 24

Anything else we should know?

Everything you need to know will be tweeted whenever I feel the need to .... ummm ..... lay some heavy surfpirate wisdom down on you (in 140 characters or less) ..... http://twitter.com/thesurfpirate